TV Review: Alcatraz Should Never Have Been Freed (New York Magazine)
What if the prisoners of Alcatraz all mysteriously disappeared when the prison
closed in 1963 and then started reappearing in the year 2012? And what if they
hadn’t aged a day and were set on finishing unfinished business, settling old
grudges and the like? If that sounds fascinating to you, then you’ll probably
give the new J.J. Abrams-produced series _Alcatraz_ (Fox, Mondays 8 p.m.) more
of the benefit of the doubt than I did. I found tonight’s two-hour premiere so
listless that I’m having a hard time mustering the energy to pan it. And the
second episode is only a slight improvement. My fascination with the real
prison probably has at least something to do with my resistance. The place has
such a rich history — one that has already been alluded to in such films as
_Birdman of Alcatraz _and _Escape From Alcatraz_ — that I’m not yet convinced
that it should be reduced to a mere backdrop for sci-fi mythologizing by
remnants of the _Lost_ writers room and cast. But we’ll see.
Sarah Jones stars as San Francisco police Detective Rebecca Madsen (Sarah
Jones), who finds a fingerprint at a murder scene …
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